may 2012 i got this shit (paraphrased)

bikini season is coming up. you might want to wear a bikini or short skirt to fit in, with your bffs or win over a guy. but holy modesty will make you happy, not worldly peer pressure. why? leave two candies outside for an hour. one unwrapped one in the wrapper. the one in the wrapper will stay pristine and pure. the one that follows lyrics of rappers will be covered in ants and flies. yuck! (the other girls laughed) you're not increasing your value by showing off, you're cheapening yourself. let them think you're uncool or a prude by dressing modestly, their opinions don't change that they're giving themselves to flies who would gladly leave them if they smell a piece of dog doo. you staying pure, you'll be a woman happily married to a man, not a bunch of flies.

still makes me mad. not only is that saying i'm nothing but a mass produced lump of high fructose corn syrup. guys you yes YOU should be even more offended. purity cultures saying you guys have less self control than a damn bug.

and mad at the hypocrisy. this is california. guys walk down the street shirtless if it's over 60 out not even close to the beach yet no one cares.

thank goodness for owl not doing that