Top Ten Ways You Know You Are in a Bad Church
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-Pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. Choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship sevrices are B.Y.O.S. - "Bring Your Own Snake."
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink affair.
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."