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2004-12-10 21:26:44
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"Squeaky Clean" Presidential Candidates

It is November of 2000 and you are voting for our new president and your vote counts.  Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults with
astrologists.  He's had two mistresses.  He chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy
every evening and constantly smokes cigars.

Candidate C: is a decorated war hero.  He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any
illicit affairs.

Which of these candidates would you vote for?

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

(There you have it...)